Overheard by Mr. Tom while at the zoo petting barn:

Charlotte (innocently): Where do the goats lay their eggs?

Gareth (indignant): Charlotte! Goats do not lay eggs…they are born already hatched!

Charlotte (angrily): Yes, they do Gareth! I know they do!

I’m glad we have that straight.
Though I must say, this cardboard cut-out does seem to give credence to Charlottes’s assertion.

(I think it’s supposed to be a snowball…could be an egg…who knows?)