While unloading the dishwasher, Gawain notices that I’m preparing two chickens for roasting…
Gawain: “Ah, man…now that’s not fair!”
He reads from the package: “This chicken was fed an entirely vegetarian diet…so they made the poor chicken a vegetarian so that it could become our meat? That just doesn’t seem fair…”
Mom: “Gawain…do you really want chickens chowing down on one another in the barnyard?”
Gawain: “Even condemned prisoners get to have a steak if they want it…”
Who can argue with such logic?