There are many reasons why young children shouldn’t be allowed to play with 5 gallon buckets.

Reason #27:  If you sit on it, you’ll fall in it, and can’t escape…

And then your big brother will employ the “portability factor” greatly increasing your frustration:

She outgrew the sling many years ago, but somehow I don’t think the CPSC will approve this as a suitable option for carrying larger children!

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